Every year there are 15 people at the table for Christmas dinner, and every year we start the meal with Christmas Crackers. Everyone crosses arms and we crack them all together at the same time. Then we put on our crowns, show off our piece of crap that came in the Cracker, and read the jokes aloud.
This year we went with a new brand of Cracker and I have to say, these are the worst jokes I have ever heard! Needless to say we were all in hysterics.
It is ironic that really awful jokes that aren't funny make me laugh the hardest?
I now present to you, the very best (and by best, I mean worst) of the Christmas Cracker jokes from Christmas dinner 2008:
Q. If I had eight porcupines in one hand and seven porcupines in the other, what would I have?
A. BIG sore HANDSQ. Why did the elephant wear sunglasses on the beach?
A. Because he didn't want to be recognizedQ. What do cannibals eat when they are on a diet?
A. Thin people
Tied for 1st place are these two:
Q. What is black and white and acts like a horse?
A. A zebra.
Yeah....I know, and it gets better.
AND
Q. What is yellow and dangerous?
A. Shark infested custard.
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